Anyhow, tonight I got into the car after dark, and turned the key on, then put my foot on the brake pedal before starting. Whoa! The panel lights all came on! Looking a little more closely, the side lights all came on, too. Something's not wired right! Seems a bit much for a sneak ground, but I'm guessing that somehow the brake light voltage is backfeeding into the sidelight and panel light circuit, maybe the result of the tail-lamp and blinker upgrades that Robin did to the car many years back.
It gets weirder: When I arrived at my destination, I pulled into a parking space, foot on the brake, and turned the key off. No change. The engine just kept running. You guessed it: I took my foot off the brake, and the key worked normally.
Digging a bit further:
- If the key is on and I press the brake pedal, the side lights come on.
- If the side lights are on and I press the brake pedal, It's as if I turned the key on. The ignition light comes on, and the electric fuel pump starts going.
- If I have the lights on and the pedal depressed, turning the key off does nothing (same issue as #2)
- My brake lights are barely brighter when the side lights are on. I suspect that the wires to the rear lamps are reversed, such that the brake lights are illuminating the dimmer of the two filaments, but I don't see how that could cause the above behavior.
Here's a quick video I made showing this behavior: https://youtu.be/HrovceqSPBQ
Tom