PERSONAL ADVICE DESPERATELY NEEDED by NZer

[Leo Bolter]

Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

The major concern I have, started like this . . . I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

There were the usual signs . . . . . . the phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has got out of that car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject of my worries, with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and so I decided I’d really do a check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Jowett Javelin next to the garage and then hide beside it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Javelin, that I noticed that the rocker covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it to an expert, like Neil M in Auckland?

Please help me . . . .
Willie

[rob needs]

Fix the car yourself and get someone to shoot your Mrs.

Hope this helps.

[Alastair Gregg]

Hello Willie,

You might need to buy some new rubber seals but it is something you can fix yourself quite easily. Wasn't it thoughtfull of Mrs Willie to help you find the leaks. A jewel like that may be hard to find! She obviously went to a lot of trouble to help you find the leaks.

[Forumadmin]

I should think Mrs W would offer to help fix the leaks after she has finished the secret course of evening classes.