Rabbit pie

[chapman]

You know we have a bit of a recession here in Uk so times are hard
Iwent to my usual diner for lunch today and painted on the window was "Rabbit Pie only 50 pence " so I had a portion and it was deliciuos
so I said to Joe the owner "that was very good was it all rabbit " he said At that price tha cant expec it ter be all rabbit thes a bit of orse init
I became worried and said how much and he replied "50--50 tha naws"
So even more concerned I asked him what 50-50 means and he said 1 rabbit and 1 horse.
The moral of the tale is if you book early to come to wakefield in 2010 we won't give you rabbit pie but a reght good Yorkshire welcome wi fantastic grub , gi us a call soon

[Keith Andrews]